Letters.

Dear disgusting bug,
You are more than 100% unwelcome. Please go away already!

Dear orange juice, tea, airborne, and more tea,
Please make me feel better.

Dear weekend and Monday,
You were insanely rough, but incredibly productive!!

Dear school,
You're half over!! Yes!!

 Dear PMS,
You are 100% un-enjoyable. In fact, you make life itself for almost two weeks miserable.

Dear weather,
Please knock it off. Stick to a season. Summer...you had your chance, now GO away.

Dear Candace,
Quit making pumpkin bread...thanks.

Dear pumpkin spice coffee creamer,
I get out of bed for you.

Dear Siren,
You're unbelievably adorable when you are hidden in the window by my blinds, but I can hear your making kitten noises and flicking your tail all around.