February 08, 2012

Little letters.

Dear 1 liter, $1.95, aquafina bottle of water,
So far every day of school you have saved my life, head, body, and...anything else that water can have an effect on. Thank you!

Dear Gavilan gym,
So far...I don't like you at all. You're small, you smell, and why are there hardly any girls in there? Really?
And why is the ONE treadmill about two feet in front of the bikes...that all the football players like to ride on...?

Dear women of the world,
Isn't it a bummer our legs have to be perfectly shaved basically 100% of the time?

Dear tights,
Thank you.

Dear blog,
Sorry you're not super high priority right now, you probably feel left out.

Dear Yurtle,
PLEASE stop growing so fast!!

Dear Finite math,
You're really, really, really hard...and all word problems...please soak into my brain anyways?

Dear weekend,
I'm excited for you.

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